The Mechanical Contrivium: Memzie

Tagged by Cee and Kristel in FB.
I used Memzie instead of Meryl 'cause the results are funnier. :))

1. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Memzie.
2. Never store Memzie at room temperature.
3. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Memzie!
4. In her entire life, Memzie will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
5. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Memzie.
6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Memzie.
7. In Japan, Memzie can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
8. Originally, Memzie could not fly.
9. Memzie was declared extinct in 1902.
10. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Memzie', hated Memzie and only wrote the book at her publisher's request. --> BENTAAA!!! :))